Hilarity ensued today as Emerald chose her nickname for her Aunt Amber (Andie's sister)--

Tits.

Whenever she is asked who Amber is, she gleefully calls to her. Whenever she desires affection and cuddlings, with her beautiful big brown eyes full of love and her hands grasping at air, she with confidence names her aunt.

I, needless to say, am rolling with breathless laughter while I try and correct this misconception.

Ah, the innocence of childhood.