-Has Daddy had ten-hundred (100) birthdays?
-Me: Emerald, did you wipe and close and flush?
Emerald: oh, no--I just closed
:-S
-Glo calls me Em. YOU can call me Emerald.
-Emerald: Mommy, did you hear that toot?
Me: No...
Emerald: Oh, good.
-Emerald: -dead serious- Mom. Reindeers only have one eye.
-My friend is a girl, and she is beautiful. But she is bananas! (Me: Who is your friend?) Oh, just my grandmutter, Oma
-Emerald's Song: I'm a little cricket on the ground, hoping here and all around. But when someone steps on meeeee....and that's why I'm squished dead!
-(very matter-of-factly) Santa doesn't bring anything for mommy and daddy because they on the naughty list.
-The angel Gabriel told Mary, "Greetings! God is with you, cuz you's gonna have a baby!"
-Okay, mama--let's play hide and go seek. You count to ten, and I'll go hide behind that tree.
-Emerald was saying prayer before the Christmas Eve dinner: "...and bless this food to the nourishment of our potties..."
-Emerald wanted to tell me a story: Once upon a time, there were three little kittens who lost their mittens. So mama kitten said, "Find your mittens, or I'll make you into pie."
-Fine! I'm gonna pray to God and HE'LL make you give me my blanket back!
-Emerald: How was your dinner, Daddy?
Michael: My dinner was good; how was yours?
Emerald: Oh, just TERRIBLE!
- (sternly) Mama, if you can't be in a better mood, you can't come to Christmas at Gigi's house!
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