Bumblebee's Greatest Hits

The goal of communication is to have your needs met--babies cry, which they learn parents will respond to promptly with food and clean diapers and whatever else tiny baby hearts might fancy.

When we hit the metaphorical wall where the manner in which we were expressing ourselves can no longer adequately satisfy those needs, we have to adapt, figure out a new way to get what we want. The same goes as we grow and develop more complex desires not as easily conveyed.

Gabriel, the exceedingly clever duckling that he is, has had to constantly devise of new and more elaborate manners in which to express himself without formal, traditionally acceptable communication (words, signs, picture exchange, etc). He will drag us to where he wants us to go and put our hand on what he is requesting, mime the action that he wants us to take, or bring the desired object to us.

His latest and most ingenious communication method has earned him the nickname “Bumblebee”.

Of the “Transformers” mythos, Bumblebee is an autobot that has been depicted as having a battle injury that resulted in the loss of his voice. In the Michael Bay movie, Bumblebee utilized cobbled together expressions from radio transmissions and songs to gain some semblance of speech.

With a remarkable memory for what he has watched and access to almost unlimited video material on his iPad, Gabriel has often found just the right phrase to repeat again and again in a given situation to communicate his thoughts on the matter. This has led to some funny, heartwarming, and overall impressive interactions we would have otherwise missed. So I present to you: Bumblebee’s Greatest Hits

Scene: Michael has just served a beef fajita dinner that he prepared.

Line: “I’m not going to eat garbage, Dad” (Ratatouille, 2007)

Scene: Michael, Gabriel, and I are driving to Lubbock to visit Michael’s family.

Line: “We’re all gonna die!” (VeggieTales: Pistachio, 2010)

Scene: The speech therapist was annoying and frustrating Gabriel by making him work; after he got his iPad back, she asked if they were still friends.

Line: “Since God has forgiven us it’s true, You forgive me, I’ll forgive you” (VeggieTales, “The Forgiveness Song”)

Scene: Having woken at the exceedingly appropriate hour of 2 am, I made Gabe lay still and quietly next to me in bed until 6.30 when I let him get up. I set him up with breakfast and gave him his iPad.

Line: “That was the WORST night of my life, BAR NONE” (Monsters Inc, 2001)

Scene: I have just served Gabriel lunch.

Line: “Ah, it’s the thought that counts.” (VeggieTales: Lyle the Kindly Viking”)

Scene: ???

Line: “master made me this collar so that I may speak” (Up, 2009)

Scene: My mother, who has been serving as our personal care attendant, frustrated Gabe by saying he was all done with snacks.

Line: “Bye!” (VeggieTales)

Scene: Emerald and Gabriel are playing together in his room.

Line: “Oh! Would you look at that? Don’t be selfish” (King George and the Rubber Ducky)

Scene: Gabriel was having a rough morning emotionally, lots of meltdowns; we got Taco Bell for lunch so we wouldn’t have to cook.

Line: “I feel really happy and I don’t know why”. (Minnesota Cuke)

Line: Just like my mom and dad, they love me very much. (VeggieTales).

This was repeated until Michael said, “mom and dad do love you very much, buddy”.

Scene: Following Emerald around the house.

Line: “God gave us families to help each other. The very best way for you to show love to your new little brother is to think about him first.” (Duke and the Great Pie War)